Whenever Unassuming Hooptie becomes a creature, attach any number of Equipment you control to it. Unassuming Hooptie gets +1/+1 for each Equipment attached to it. Crew 1
Endgame Equipped creature gets +2/+0. Sacrifice Viridian's Trusty Sidearm: Equipped creature gains indestructible until end of turn. If you're in your endgame, draw a card. Equip {1}
Flash Flying When Whirring Sky Gizmo enters, you may exile target non-Thopter artifact or creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
Darkhand Enterprises enters tapped unless you control two or more basic Swamps. {T}: Add {B}. {B}{B}, {T}: Each player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Justiciar Headquarters enters tapped unless you control two or more basic Plains. {T}: Add {W}. {W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. Activate only if you've attacked this turn.
Snakewood's Hideout enters tapped unless you control two or more basic Forests. {T}: Add {G}. {G}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Thunderbrain Labs enters tapped unless you control two or more basic Islands. {T}: Add {U}. {U}{U}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target artifact token you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
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