When The Love of a Lifetime enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a legendary creature card that doesn't share a name with a creature you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Creatures you control get +1/+1.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 3/3 red and green Ox creature token with haste. It attacks this combat if able.
Creatures your opponents control with power less than or equal to the number of Oxen and Minotaurs you control can't block.

{1}{R}: Thieving Catspaw dares 3.
Whenever Thieving Catspaw becomes a Rebel, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Thorngrafter enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter and your choice of counter from among deathtouch, reach, trample or vigilance on it.
{1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Thorngrafter.
{T}: You may move a counter from Thorngrafter to another creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may have it dare 7 until end of turn.
Equip {3}

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Vigilance, trample

Whenever Treasury Pilferer becomes the target of a spell you control, you may have it dare 4.
Whenever a Rebel you control deals combat damage to a player, you draw a card and create a Treasure token.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Create a Food token.

True Dexterity deals 4 damage to target attacking, blocking or tapped creature.

When Truffletusk enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, you may create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with vigilance.

Haste
Whenever Truthcleaver attacks, you may have each player discard a card, then draw a card.
{T}, Sacrifice Truthcleaver: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a noncreature, nonland card, you may cast a copy of it.

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. Create an X/X red Elemental creature token with haste, where X is the number of cards discarded this way.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying.
Draw a card.

Deathtouch
{B}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Food token.
Once each turn, when you sacrifice one or more non-Rat permanents, you may pay {B}. If you do, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with “This creature can't block.”

Deathtouch
Whenever another creature you control dies, you may have Underhanded Revolutionary dare 3.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Put a hexproof counter on that creature.

Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand. You may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Flying, menace
As Uninvited Vampire enters the battlefield, choose a creature an opponent controls. Uninvited Vampire has defender as long as that creature is on the battlefield.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Legendary creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Untap up to two target creatures you control. You may have those creatures dare X until end of turn.

Trample
{1}{G}: Unruly Villagers dares 3.

Target player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. You may put a deathtouch counter on up to one target creature you control, then that player loses 1 life for each creature you control with deathtouch.

Look at the top six cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 5 or less from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Put a trample counter on one of them. Then put a vigilance counter on one of them.

{G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, you gain 1 life. If it was a noncreature, nonland card, scry 1.