2088 cards found
Charming Exceptional

Charming Exceptional {2}{R}

Creature - Human Bard Warlock
Corrupt — When this creature enters, if you control a permanent with greater mana value, create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.
Exceptionals seek out errors for fun, art, or just because they're told not to.
2/3
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Catch Defector

Catch Defector {2}{R}

Creature - Human Warrior Rebel
Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{B}: This creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
“Better no Weft at all than one ruled by tyrants.”
3/1
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Cache Thrasher

Cache Thrasher {1}{R}

Creature - Human Rogue
Haste
As long as it's your turn, this creature has first strike.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, sacrifice a Memory.
Whenever this creature attacks, cache the top card of your library face down.
2/2
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BYPASS()

BYPASS() {2}{R}

Enchantment - Subroutine
Corrupt — When this Subroutine enters, if you control a permanent with greater mana value, it runs.
Whenever this Subroutine runs, create two 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.
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Bootstrap Daemon

Bootstrap Daemon {3}{R}

Enchantment Creature - Phoenix
Flying, haste
Whenever you attack, you may pay {R} and sacrifice two artifacts and/or enchantments. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.
3/3
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Boorish Celebrant

Boorish Celebrant {2}{R}{R}

Creature - Human Rogue
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Treasure token.
Whenever you sacrifice an artifact or enchantment, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
“What are we saving them for? Don't you know the world's ending?”
4/2
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Bitscan Freerunner

Bitscan Freerunner {R}

Creature - Human Scout
{R}, {T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace and haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
{6}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain menace and haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
1/2
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Artful Hologram

Artful Hologram {R}

Creature - Spirit Bard
Level up {G/U}
[level 3-5] Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, draw a card.
[level 6+] Whenever a creature you control deals damage to a player, draw a card.
2/1
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Abrasive Punk

Abrasive Punk {5}{R}{R}

Creature - Human Rogue
This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control.
Trample
When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
4/3
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Uptime Contestant

Uptime Contestant {2}{B}

Creature - Cat Rogue
{2}{B}, {T}: Target opponent loses 2 life.
{6}{B}{B}, {T}: Target opponent loses 5 life.
Sixteen contestants compete to be the last one standing. Only by winning challenges and outsmarting their competitors can they earn the time they need to stay in the game. This season on... Uptime.
3/2
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A Tear in the Weft

A Tear in the Weft {X}{B}

Sorcery
Corrupt — Each player exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast a spell from among them with mana value X or less without paying its mana cost. If you control a permanent with greater mana value than this spell, you may cast up to two spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs instead.
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Spiteful Griefer

Spiteful Griefer {2}{B}

Creature - Elf Pirate
Level up {2}{B}
[level 1-2] Other creatures get -1/-1.
[level 3+] Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1.
3/3
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Smog Hound

Smog Hound {3}{B}

Creature - Wolf Pilot
Level up {2}{B}
[level 1-2] Deathtouch
[level 3+] Deathtouch
3/4
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Seeker of the Pre-Weft

Seeker of the Pre-Weft {2}{B}

Creature - Dragon Warlock
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile three or more creature cards with different names from your graveyard.
Whenever this creature attacks, defending player chooses a card exiled with it. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control.
4/4
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Rumormonger

Rumormonger {2}{B}

Creature - Human Citizen
Deathtouch
{X}{U}: This creature gets +X/-X until end of turn.
“Do you really think it's coincidence that the Stack is both the least affected by errors and the ones gaining power from them?”
1/4
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Rooftop Leaper

Rooftop Leaper {2}{B}

Creature - Human Rogue
Level up {1}{B}
[level 1-2] When this creature dies, put its counters on another target creature you control with level up.
[level 3+] When this creature dies, put its counters on each creature you control with level up.
4/2
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RECV()

RECV() {B}

Enchantment - Subroutine
Whenever this Subroutine runs, surveil 2.
{1}{B}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice this Subroutine: Draw two cards.
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Reboot

Reboot {3}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Surveil 2. When you do, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
783,491 people entered the Weft on the day of its creation. Six thousand years later, they're all still here.
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Qion, Heap Exec

Qion, Heap Exec {1}{B}{B}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Deathtouch
Whenever Qion enters or attacks, you may reveal the top two cards of your library. If you do, you gain life equal to their total mana value, put them into your hand, then lose 7 life.
5/5
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Privilege_Escalation

Privilege_Escalation {8}{B}{B}

Creature - Error
Menace
When this creature enters, for each nonland permanent your opponents control, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay life equal to 2 plus its mana value.
11/13
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Lifehacker

Lifehacker {2}{B}{B}

Creature - Human Wizard
Lifelink
Level up—{1}, Pay 4 life.
[level 1-4] Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, draw a card.
[level 5+] Lifelink
Whenever you gain life, draw that many cards.
4/4
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Level Drain

Level Drain {2}{B}

Sorcery
Level Drain deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. You gain 3 life.
Add {B}{B}. Spend this mana only to pay level up costs.
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Killscore Vanguard

Killscore Vanguard {4}{B}

Creature - Minotaur Soldier
Menace
Whenever this creature attacks, put a level counter on each creature you control with level up.
Killing errors is dangerous like nothing the Weft had seen before. The Heap assigned them points and made it a game.
5/6
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Hovering Delinquent

Hovering Delinquent {2}{B}

Creature - Human Rogue
Flying
When this creature enters, create a black Subroutine enchantment token named TICK with “Whenever this Subroutine runs, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.”
2/2
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Heap Delver

Heap Delver {1}{B}

Creature - Human Rogue
Level up {1}{B}
[level 1-3] {B}, {T}: Surveil 1.
[level 4+] {B}, {T}: Surveil 2.
1/3
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