When this creature dies, create a black Subroutine enchantment token named TICK with “Whenever this Subroutine runs, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.” {1}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Activate only if a card left your graveyard this turn.
Level up {1}{W} [level 1-2] Creatures you control with level up have vigilance and ward {2}. [level 3+] Creatures you control with level up have vigilance and ward {4}.
The owner of target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls shuffles it into their library. You may shuffle up to four target cards from your graveyard into your library.
It's been so long since anyone's really said goodbye.
Choose up to X, where X is one plus the number of creatures you control with level counters on them. • Each opponent discards two cards. • Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. • Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
If you would create one or more artifact tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token. {2}{R}, Sacrifice X artifacts: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.
“My mother doesn't like you. That means we have a problem.”
Lands you control lose all mana abilities and have “{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.” If a nonland source you control would deal damage, prevent that damage and create that many Treasure tokens.
If a creature you control attacking causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, if that creature is attacking alone, that ability triggers two additional times.
“The only mercy I give these demons is a swift death.”
When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Citizen creature token, then attach this Equipment to it. Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has trample. Equip {4}
Haste Level up {2}{R} [level 1-2] Haste Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 2 damage to any target. [level 3+] Haste Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 5 damage to any target.
Level up {2}{U} [level 1-2] If an ability of a permanent you control triggers, it triggers an additional time. [level 3+] If an ability of a permanent you control triggers, it triggers two additional times.
Corrupt — When this creature enters, if it isn't a token and you control a permanent with greater mana value than it, create a token that's a copy of this creature. {T}: Add {G}.
Time loop I — Up to one other target nonland permanent phases out. II — Draw two cards. III — Create a blue enchantment token named Time Bubble with “Spells you cast cost {1} more to cast.”