“Brutish and dull, but they make perfect watchmen. Any foe will surely retreat far before reaching the gates, for fear of having to see the orc's face up close.” —His Holiness Jorah
First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, Orcish Bloodhunter deals 1 damage to each player. At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent lost life three or more times this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Orcish Bloodhunter.
Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice Ordeal of Karametra. Whenever you sacrifice Ordeal of Karametra, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Untap them.
Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Then if it has three or more +1/+1 counters on it, sacrifice Ordeal of Karda. Whenever you sacrifice Ordeal of Karda, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
Black creatures you control get +1/+1. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it and pay 3 life. If you do, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. When a nonmana ability of that creature is next activated or triggered this turn, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
“One minute it was there, the next, it was gone! And so was my sandwich...” —Noriyuki, bug catcher
“Multiple reports of strange noises from a Verdant Valley residence were dropped when inspectors failed to find anything unusual.” —River Cities Gazette, June 4th
When Overbearing Researcher enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Each creature you control has ward {X}, where X is the number of counters on that creature.
“Hands off! That specimen is worth more than you make in a year!”
Counter target permanent spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's library third from the top instead of into that player's graveyard.
When Overseer of Forms enters, create a 0/1 white Monk creature token.
“I pledged myself as acolyte to guru Lahksha for three years before he would teach me. His lessons were worth every moment of service.” —Norbu, Dhagiri monk
Create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token. When you do, pay for and choose any number. +{G} — Put a trample counter on target creature you control. +{U} — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. +{R} — Put a haste counter on target creature you control.
Lifelink Whenever you gain life, noncreature spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast until your next turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
“This scandal should keep them busy for the next few cycles.”
When Paranormal Investigators dies, you may put it on the bottom of its owner's library. If you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may have target creature you control dare X and gain flying until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.
You draw two cards, lose 2 life, and mill two cards.
“Mount Pyre is a sacred place. A haunted place. Memories of the dead will resurface, unbidden. I won't blame you if you stay behind, but someone needs to reach the top.” —Ema, to Karina